Let's ruin your pet

Upload a photo, pick your style(s), and we'll do the rest. Badly.

Pet #1

Pet's name (goes on the portrait)

One pet per photo, face visible, no people in frame.

Styles — $5 each, all three for $12

Kid CrayonLike a proud 5-year-old drew your pet with their favorite crayons. Wrong number of legs not guaranteed, but likely.Ugly SketchA minimal black ink sketch by someone who insists they went to art school. They did not.Medieval BestiaryPainted by a 13th-century monk who never saw your pet and gave it the face of a disappointed man. Historically accurate. Unfortunately.

Put it on real stuff (optional)

Printed with the finished portrait and shipped to you. Added after your portrait is approved.

Pick a style for a pet first.

Your order

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Where do we send the masterpiece?My pet's portrait may be featured on your social media (never the original photo).

Secure payment via Stripe. By ordering you agree to the terms. Delivered by email within 48 hours.